@random

Hola friends…my random thoughts haunt again! Born 8.5 pounds, brought up in a well-t-family, with cubby cheeks a symbol of health of the bearer and wealth of the rarer I was always the + size as Pantaloons calls its elite over-weight to obese category customers. The world dint let me live, taunts, name calling, wired and down right rude pick-up lines and ya – free advice have been and still are regular happenings in my life! Hey don’t worry it’s no ‘ kaun karega guddi se shayadi – from Mrs. Tendulkar kindof a sad story!’ (The reason for the bold font is that I don’t want to lose the already scanty fan base) My friend Jasmie once told me that I look like a balanced and a sane person on the exterior, well thanks Jasmie, but I am prone to all that jazz which every silly soul is! So where was I? Oh yes the new fad: my oat meals! Sick and tired of the GM diet which made me lose 5 kgs in a week and put on 7 in the next, the every lasting no fat diet, gym classes and dance lessons on ‘ ...

Early morning gym is such a pain till I get there! But yes this is one place where thirsty souls like me (no puns here…I mean thirsty for interesting observations) find a lot of spice. Today morning was no exception… “One more.. .one more... one more… arey sir 20 toh karo” says Sudhir Sir in his deep husky voice. Huh…huh…huh…went the tough guy on his tread mill, for a second I thought he could win the Olympics with this speed – 14…now that’s wow! Kitna dalu sir? Pandhra ya bees? (Weights he meant, I presume :P)Said the Shorty with muscles so heavy that he could compete with Arnold Schwarzenegger soon…heavy weights, six pack dreams, too much of sweat and shitty music is a regular sight of my GYM…the place where I say my au revoir s and bonjours   to my flabs quite regularly. Anyways, while the regular chores of workouts were on something happened! The TV which does it for a music player started singing a retro no and then came “ Aurat jo hai na rainbow ki taraha ho...

 In my resume i keep mentioning that i love to write, ppl think I dont, I too started to think the same and so before the rust seeps in let me write...a story close to my @random heart! MY UTOPIA Lub-dub...lub dub...lub dub...shuuuuuu....shuuuuu...oho! M ommie  please don't eat so much spice...ahhh..it hurts! " Hush, Little Baby Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird And if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna buy..." ....zzzzzzzzzzz.  So mommie is asleep! let me sleep too! I see green...the lush green on the lilly farm...kissed with the little pearls...I see a polka dotted cow with a Pink mouth....hey cow don't you brush???...I see a red...red of the carnations...I see orange...the orange of the rising sun, hey sun you look like a mango...I see mangoes......I see angels...gold and silver angels... that's my utopia ! I...I..I see white!!! Help...help...help!!! Oahhhha oahhha oahha! I see green...green of t...

A fat (i still don't think so), bubbly(i disagree again - I can get super grumpy at times), back bencher (I dis agree again coz my place is not fixed!), well organised and poised (ehum ehum open my wardrobe), a geek (dude I got a 35hs in  in maths in class 12!) is an impression you would get if you actually see me. Y @random? As mentioned above you can gauge that I am all over the place (pun intended!). Thus, @random is a collection of all the random thoughts which come to my day-dreamer self and I believe will help me become a visualizer in life :p. Y me? By now you might have spotted at-least 2-3 spelling errors and a missed comma or an extra full stop! God made me this way...but hey...go on reading and you'll find a host of witty lines, smart puns and silly pickup lines...that's Y me!!! P.S: this is just the intro so its a bit abt me...the next time you reach this page you'l find something new (may or may not be self-centered...but ya you'l have...