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Hola friends…my random thoughts haunt again! Born 8.5 pounds, brought up in a well-t-family, with cubby cheeks a symbol of health of the bearer and wealth of the rarer I was always the + size as Pantaloons calls its elite over-weight to obese category customers. The world dint let me live, taunts, name calling, wired and down right rude pick-up lines and ya – free advice have been and still are regular happenings in my life! Hey don’t worry it’s no ‘ kaun karega guddi se shayadi – from Mrs. Tendulkar kindof a sad story!’ (The reason for the bold font is that I don’t want to lose the already scanty fan base) My friend Jasmie once told me that I look like a balanced and a sane person on the exterior, well thanks Jasmie, but I am prone to all that jazz which every silly soul is! So where was I? Oh yes the new fad: my oat meals! Sick and tired of the GM diet which made me lose 5 kgs in a week and put on 7 in the next, the every lasting no fat diet, gym classes and dance lessons on ‘ ...